He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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