He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
