I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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