so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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