____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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