and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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