Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
