let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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