My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
