once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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