Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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