that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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