Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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