Christians are straight up FREAKS
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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