She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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