We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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