It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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