At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize