I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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