why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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