Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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