I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This baby is an asshole
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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