I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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