Is it because I queefed?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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