so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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