There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
tell me about the eggs
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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