I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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