I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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