He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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