YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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