alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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