glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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