Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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