she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's blow job season.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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