I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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