Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think your dad took our porno
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
wow bdsm is so cute
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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