definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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