Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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