Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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