Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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