i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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