jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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