I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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