school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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