is wine microwaveable?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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