Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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