now i know why i became what i already was.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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