She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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