they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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