I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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