Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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