Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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