Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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