I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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